This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on
board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off,it was due to bad weather
and partly due to the search for a missing tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will
end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be
landing on your village! <
Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are
so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with
pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers
have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we
serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers,
we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher
Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the Cabin
is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible.
For the best view , if however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.